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Post by Smokin Thunder on May 16, 2007 4:06:36 GMT -5
But My Dog Ate It, And Then He Died, And Then My House Got Lit On Fire, And Then... He Puked The Homework Up Somehow, And I Fed It To My Hamster, Who I Then Killed, And Fed To My Chickens, Who I Then Killed, And Roasted, And Ate For Dinner Yes, lol, Messed Up Indeed! ;D Post Yours! My Fave Gets A Custom Title! -Smokin Thunder
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Post by {Log Anarchy} on Jun 10, 2007 12:22:26 GMT -5
The homework worksheet I got was made of an extra-light material and ripped in half when I wrote on it.
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Post by Smokin Thunder on Jun 20, 2007 7:32:37 GMT -5
my pen broke, and so did my whole packet... and all my paper....
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Post by FadedFence on Jun 20, 2007 13:35:39 GMT -5
What homework?
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Post by {Log Anarchy} on Jun 20, 2007 16:46:33 GMT -5
ha, that sucks ;D
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Post by Smokin Thunder on Jun 21, 2007 2:52:45 GMT -5
hehe what about, miss, will i get in trouble for something i didnt do? if so, then, i didnt do my homework
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Post by {Log Anarchy} on Jun 21, 2007 18:35:27 GMT -5
lol um.... I didn't understand the math problems, and my brain exploded trying to figure out the problems. I was rushed to the hospital, but somehow, I recovered super-quick! Anyways, I didn't have time to do the problems.
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Post by FadedFence on Jun 21, 2007 19:47:09 GMT -5
A car ran over both of my hands and broke both of them. I was in the hospital all night, thus not being able to do my homework.
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Post by Smokin Thunder on Jun 22, 2007 7:33:15 GMT -5
i got lost on the way to my house so.... i couldnt have a desk to work on..
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Post by FadedFence on Jun 22, 2007 20:08:45 GMT -5
My sibling chewed on all the pencils...and the pens...and all the paper...and even the computer...
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Post by {Log Anarchy} on Jun 22, 2007 20:54:50 GMT -5
didn't you forget to point out that your sibling is mentally retarded? otherwise the teacher may not buy it
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Post by Smokin Thunder on Jun 22, 2007 20:59:32 GMT -5
haha anyways, i.... dont have my pen license...
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Post by FadedFence on Jun 22, 2007 21:17:23 GMT -5
Oh, and I frogot my homework because I acedentally put my homework in my fishbowl. The fish died, and the homework went down the toilet with the fish.
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Post by Smokin Thunder on Jul 2, 2007 3:05:16 GMT -5
I ate it because it looked awfully like a steak
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Post by FadedFence on Jul 17, 2007 8:34:32 GMT -5
I ate it because it looked awfully like a steak You must of had a really brown and thick piece of paper! I did my homework, but my mom threw it away, because she thought it was just a piece of paper I scribbled on.
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